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Grave Joker
06-11-2008, 10:17 PM
Ahh this game brings back so many memories...here's how it goes:
You make a wish, and the next person grants, then corrupts the wish, and then makes his own!
i.e. Me: I wish for a choo-choo train
You: Wish granted, but then you get run over. I wish for a burger!
It's simple. I'll start off.
I wish for....a choo choo train! xD
[NeW]TearZ
06-11-2008, 10:51 PM
Your wish is my command. *train falls from the sky and lands into the ocean*
I wish for phenomonal cosmic powers...
wish granted, but you loose control of your powers and explode.
i wish for tub of watermelon that refilled itself everytime i ran out(freakin sweet XD)
Okashii
06-11-2008, 11:54 PM
Wish granted, but you choke on seeds and die
I wish for a new pet
(lets see how low you go with this one)
[NeW]TearZ
06-12-2008, 12:50 AM
Wish granted. The pet is a cute adorable bunny. The bunny mates with another and multiples greatly until your house explodes from "Bunny Overdose".
Okashii
06-12-2008, 01:00 AM
lol... you not wishing for something?
Jonus63
06-12-2008, 01:23 AM
i wish for brawl to be realesed right now XD
Okashii
06-12-2008, 01:27 AM
Your Wish was granted months ago. The late fairy takes you into Hades.
I wish for a handkerchief.
Jonus63
06-12-2008, 01:30 AM
(O_o) hrrm wish granted the handkerchief is toxic.
i wish hans zimmer made the greatest soundtrack ever made O_o
Okashii
06-12-2008, 01:33 AM
Your wish is granter; however, there is an onrush of fans that ends up killing him.
I wish for world peace.
Jonus63
06-12-2008, 01:41 AM
wish granted its to quiet and peaceful so u get killed of boredom (oh noez zimmer got killed NOO)
i wish for a free ticket to grona lund (swe amusement park)
Okashii
06-12-2008, 01:44 AM
Your wish has been granted. However, when you get there, the whole place is deserted b/c its been overrun with fire ants.
I wish for sakura to sprout up in my back yard and bloom.
Jonus63
06-12-2008, 02:02 AM
wish granted however u are allergic to flowers so u get killed by the flower
i wish that sakurai is made to god :)
[NeW]TearZ
06-12-2008, 09:22 PM
I do not get that, either... But to assume:
Sakurai makes Brawl the most competitive online game due to his "godly" powers. But everyone starts to complain that it is TOO competitive and they abominate him. So he sends them all to gaming hell.
I wish that Heartz (me) was a playable character in Brawl (sorry for not making a wish on my second post)
Grave Joker
06-12-2008, 09:29 PM
Lol, wish granted, but...uh...You don't have a Final Smash(sorry it was the best I could come up with)
I wish Chuck Norris was in Brawl! xD
SSJ4HP
06-12-2008, 09:31 PM
Granted, but your "Chuck Norris" sucks SO BAD they had to make a new tier for it.
I wish for... A LUIGI HAT!!
Okashii
06-13-2008, 01:36 AM
You get your... Luigi hat... in the mail. However, it is infested with lice.
I wish to be in a movie with Mel Gibson and Julia Roberts.
(wtf?)
[NeW]TearZ
06-13-2008, 01:42 AM
Wish granted. You play as a random member in a crowd, with no dialogue and rarely any camera time.
I wish Sora from Kingdom Hearts was in Brawl
Okashii
06-13-2008, 02:56 AM
Sora becomes playable, but his love for the sky sets him off on a quizzical journey, and he is never heard from again.
I wish for a canoe.
stienerguy
06-13-2008, 06:19 AM
Wish granted but this canoe explodes when it touches water
I wish Baten Kaitos 3 would be annouced
Jonus63
06-14-2008, 04:28 AM
wish granted however the designer died and another came and made the game sucky.
i wish for a album from the sleeping
(what i meant in the sakurai godly thingi was that he is so awesome that he is made to god O_o)
fox311
06-16-2008, 04:12 PM
wish granted but the album cover has super sticky glue and once u touch it u cant get ur hand of it or even open it...
umm i wish for a remix in ssbb characters
SSJ4HP
06-16-2008, 04:24 PM
Wish granted, but all the characters suck.
I wish for a fo' realz Fenrir!!
kirby216
06-16-2008, 04:47 PM
Granted, but then it eats you!
I wish I had a voice like Morgan Freeman!
Okashii
06-16-2008, 06:29 PM
Granted, but you are asked to voice a Disney flop.
I wish for a new pair of shoes
Jonus63
06-17-2008, 05:26 AM
whish granted but your shoes is to small
i wish mgs ported to thw wii
(i fear the most *shivers*)
stienerguy
06-17-2008, 07:57 AM
Wish greanted but since the Wii is so underpowered the moment you put the 1st disk of 682689 in, Your Wii will explode
I wish I wish I was a fish
wish granted but when you turn into a fish you somehow end up in the desert and sufficate
i wish i had a........MONKEY!
SSJ4HP
06-17-2008, 01:31 PM
It ends up being the Dane Cook Monkey and you die in a sword fight.
I wish for the Triforce of Power!!!!
Jonus63
06-17-2008, 01:32 PM
wish granted. but your monkey is wild and eats all your food and then make alot of childs and they eat all the food of the world and will cause world starving.
i wish for a bicycle
little late there jonus
ssj, wish granted but you go corrupt with power and link comes and stabs you in the head
i wish i had a cougar in my car that i could feed old pizza and pet to my liking(just watched taladega nights XD)
SSJ4HP
06-19-2008, 02:41 PM
He smells some fear and snacks on your bones. (I was on wii browser, too.)
I wish for a VCR!!! (corrupt that!)
Okashii
06-19-2008, 02:46 PM
You get a VCR... of course those things are pretty outdated and yours ends up eating all of the tapes you put in it.
I wish for a DVD burner
your dvd burner somehow screws up and puts porn on the disc and you show it to all your friends and they think your a complete perv.
I wish Chuck Norris would punch me with his extra fist under his chin
Okashii
06-19-2008, 09:20 PM
Wish granted. He does so, but it turns out being such a weak move that he breaks it. And then you become very disappointed.
I wish for my dog to talk.
wish granted, but all he says is sausages(Bud light commercial XD)
i wish for a room with zero gravity.
Okashii
06-19-2008, 11:09 PM
You get it, but unfortunately theres no oxygen either XD
I wish for the ability to manipulate gravity X3
Grave Joker
06-19-2008, 11:35 PM
I seriously forgot I made this thread, if I didn't it would be...a longer thread. :thumbsup:
Anyway, wish granted, but you end up floating to space.
I wish Super Smash Bros Revolution was real. =/
Okashii
06-20-2008, 12:06 AM
It is real now, and its a flop... all the originals have been removed!
I wish that FF11 was free.
Grave Joker
06-20-2008, 08:46 AM
Wish granted, but it's bootleg
I wish for a spidermonkey!
wish granted, but when you get the spider monkey it turns out that they were literal about the spider part and lays eggs in your ear when you sleep
i wish when i farted it was always loud XD
SSJ4HP
06-20-2008, 01:56 PM
You break the sound barrier with your decibals and explode from the sonic boom.
I wish for bubble gum in a dish!!
Okashii
06-20-2008, 02:25 PM
You get bubble gum in a dish but its ABC
I wish for more money
wish granted but you get your money by turning into gold.
i wish i had an exact replica of the master sword
Okashii
06-20-2008, 06:33 PM
You get it! but its jabbed into that stone thing and you kill yourself trying to get it out
I wish for more wishes
Grave Joker
06-21-2008, 10:47 PM
Wish granted but you still run out of wishes. :cool:
I wish for a desk....
of Cheese-Its.
Okashii
06-21-2008, 10:52 PM
Sure, desk... but its rotting
I wish to reinvent the wheel...?
Jonus63
06-22-2008, 02:30 PM
wish granted. but your poor so you just made it out of stone and it becomes a flop.
i wish that this site goes to the top and turns to the biggest community EVER!!!
Okashii
06-22-2008, 03:09 PM
wish granted but you lose your ability to log in but no one else does
I wish for cool air its so hot :(
wish granted but the cool air turns out to be a mist form of liquid nitrogen and we all freeze
i wish i could run up walls and assassinate guards like on assassins creed XD
Jonus63
06-23-2008, 12:55 PM
wish granted. but you suck at running so the guards catches you easily
i wish i could go to spain and hunt zombies and save a girl named ashley
Okashii
06-23-2008, 03:39 PM
wish granted... but then you realize you were just playing RE4 lmao
I wish I could do that stuff irl
Grave Joker
06-23-2008, 05:39 PM
Wish granted, but the girl you save isn't named Ashley..it's DENISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM
I wish for food.
Jonus63
06-24-2008, 08:43 AM
wish granted, but the food is poisonuos
i wish for a bicycle
Grave Joker
06-24-2008, 09:58 AM
Wish granted, but it falls apart.
I wish my food isn't poisonious
wish granted but it had a man-eating rat in it and it well, eats you
i wish i had a soda
Okashii
06-24-2008, 07:07 PM
oh sure you get a soda... but...
it makes you belch very loudly right in your date's face lmao
I wish for some new pants
SSJ4HP
06-24-2008, 09:43 PM
You rip your pants.
I wish for SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okashii
06-24-2008, 09:55 PM
you get a house full of it and its all molded
I wish for a new car
Bulldog
06-24-2008, 11:44 PM
wish granted. you get a new car....but it gets 2 miles a gallon :o
I wish the Cubs would win the world series :D
Okashii
06-24-2008, 11:59 PM
that was low :( lol
The cubs do win the world series... because it turns out that a bunch of young bears kill all the players in the series, effectively being the winners
you didnt wish for anything okashii lol
Okashii
06-25-2008, 04:51 PM
oh right... I wish that I had made wish in my last post
you did and it sucked so bad that we couldnt corrupt it XD
I wish that i could think of a really good wish
SSJ4HP
06-25-2008, 07:16 PM
You think of the Best wish evar we cant corrupt it and the topic dies oh nos WHAT YOU DO??
I wish for a Power Plus badge.
Grave Joker
06-28-2008, 12:15 PM
Wish granted, but....
I steal is. x)
I wish for youe Power Plus badge
Jonus63
07-02-2008, 09:12 AM
wish granted. but its evil and has to be thrown in the mount doom in mordor to be destroyed.
i wish for a tame cougar that wont kill me or my friends and wont eat all the food and wont explode and wont die and wont fly up in the air and wont get hypnothised. lets see how you corrupts now muhahaha >:D
Grave Joker
07-02-2008, 07:23 PM
Wish granted but is SOMEHOW abandones you. That was easy. xD
I wish I could spell.
Okashii
07-02-2008, 08:11 PM
Wish granter... you learn to spell but your grammar knowledge goes so out of whack that no one can understand you XD
I wish that someone would cut the grass for me ><
dragnssbb
07-03-2008, 03:22 PM
wish granted, but the cut grass is trown into the yard so it looks like nothing happened
i wish to be unbeatable at ssbb
Okashii
07-03-2008, 04:50 PM
You become unbeatable... no one can beat you because they cant play you b/c you become unable to use any controller sorry :(
I wish for all that grass to be blown off the yard
dragnssbb
07-03-2008, 07:56 PM
wish granted, but the fan is so powerful that it creates a storm that removes the grass but ruins the yard
i wish to blow up my neighbor
ellzyboy
07-05-2008, 04:31 AM
granted, but you also blow yourself up!
i wish for all my retro games to come back!
dragnssbb
07-05-2008, 08:01 PM
granted, but you also blow yourself up!
i wish for all my retro games to come back!
how do i blow up myself?
anyway, your retro games come back, but they blow up!
i wish to own mario kart wii
Grave Joker
07-05-2008, 09:03 PM
Wait own as be good at it or own as like own the game?
Jonus63
07-08-2008, 04:35 PM
wish granted however you cant play b/c it goes broken.
I wish for an SSBB OST.
Grave Joker
07-09-2008, 11:24 AM
Wish granted but it's stolen.
I wish for White Castle!
Radian
07-10-2008, 07:05 PM
granted, but you have to take me
i wish for money for White Castle
Grave Joker
07-11-2008, 12:03 PM
I don't see a problem with taking you.
Anyway, Wish granted, but some hobo steals your money right before you walk in
I wish for my own personal Butler
pylar55
07-11-2008, 03:05 PM
wish granted, but the butler F##ks your gf and kills you in your sleep
I wish for a bloody axe
Grave Joker
07-15-2008, 10:40 AM
Wish granted, but you walk with the axe and then you slip on a banana and then the axe flies out of your hand, and ends up cutting your foot off! O.O
dragnssbb
07-15-2008, 10:57 AM
i wish for a cute puppy that cant be blown up, would never kill me, and dosent run away
good luck with that!
Grave Joker
07-15-2008, 04:04 PM
Wish granted but it bites your brother!
I wish for some food.
pylar55
07-15-2008, 07:31 PM
wish granted but you become fat and unable to move
i wish for a light saber
Grave Joker
07-16-2008, 10:33 AM
Wish granted but you end up cutting your arm off.
I wish I was immortal
Okashii
07-16-2008, 10:59 AM
wish granted, but you are only an immortal head with no body nor means of mobility
I wish that I could breathe a bit better
pylar55
07-17-2008, 09:44 AM
wish granted, but breathing better causes your lung capacity to increase, increasing the size of your lungs, and your lungs get so big they stop your heart from beating...phew okashii that one was difficult
I wish for 1/4 of a marshmellow
Grave Joker
07-17-2008, 10:29 AM
Wish granted, but I steal it.
I wish for a taco from Taco Bell.
SSJ4HP
07-17-2008, 12:29 PM
Granted, but it is contaminated with salmonella.
I wish for a portal to the Yu Gi Oh universe. That crap would be insane. Nothing but freaking card games all the time. It'd be righteous.
pylar55
07-17-2008, 12:45 PM
wish granted, but a ble eyes white dragon eats you when summoned from a card and your defense points arent high enough
i wish I could fly
Okashii
07-17-2008, 08:50 PM
[lmao pylar... nice one]
granted, but it only lasts 5 minutes and then you fall to your death :(
I wish not to get any more colds :(
pylar55
07-17-2008, 09:30 PM
wish granted, but the absence of clouds exposes you to extreme u v rays which eventually give you skin cancer and you die
i wish Jupiter had a different name
Okashii
07-18-2008, 12:04 AM
Granted...
but it is renamed to Zeus, so same difference... and everyone still calls it Jupiter
I wish that Pylar would be more relevant in his last post lmao
pylar55
07-18-2008, 03:23 AM
granted but it barely lasts
i wish for a power glove
Grave Joker
07-19-2008, 12:08 PM
Wish granted but I don't know how to corrupt it. >_>
I wish for a shovel
pylar55
07-21-2008, 11:46 PM
granted but tom nook repossesses your house because you dig up too many holes
i wish for new shoes
Blitz
07-22-2008, 02:26 AM
Wish granted, but they're no name shoes from a garage sale with a hole in the toe..
I wish for a slurpie.. ( I hate bannana flavour)
Okashii
07-22-2008, 08:54 AM
wish granted, and it is strawberry flavored... but has a banana stuck in it
I wish for Pylar to upgrade to pro LMAO
(photobucket)
pylar55
07-22-2008, 10:20 AM
wish granted but i dont want to pay a fee so my computer crashes
I wish okashii hated Marth
Okashii
07-22-2008, 11:54 AM
noooooooooo!
Wish granted, but it is only temporary :)
I wish that DL/Drk could find his a
pylar55
07-22-2008, 12:29 PM
wish granted but ppl forget his name
I wish for world peace
Grave Joker
07-23-2008, 01:08 PM
Wish Granted but then Bush starts war
pylar55
07-23-2008, 03:30 PM
what do you wish for????
I wish for a green tie
joshx100
07-24-2008, 01:41 PM
The Green tie end up being a snake.
I wish I had goku's abilities and was invurnarable ,could breathe in space, live forever, lasted forever, No one was stronger than me,faster than me, or could wish for the same thing I did right now and the main thing IT NOT CORRUPTABLE. :mrgreen:
pylar55
07-24-2008, 01:45 PM
wish granted but you drown while swimming:P
i wish for a yellow suit
snakeeaterfan
07-24-2008, 09:39 PM
wish granted; but it ends up being a giant banana and rots away and turns brown!
i wish for a chocolate milk cow!
pylar55
07-25-2008, 12:31 AM
wish granted, but the chocolate is poisonous
I wish for a capture card
Blitz
07-25-2008, 02:43 AM
wish granted, but it has a virus in it and it breaks your wii...
i wish for peanut butter
Grave Joker
07-25-2008, 10:37 AM
Wish granted but then it turns rotten
I wish for jelly. xD
pylar55
07-25-2008, 10:38 AM
wish granted but u have no jelly
i wish for The Dark Knight to be on dvd today
Okashii
07-25-2008, 10:53 AM
Granted, but you get fullscreen
I wish for some food cause im hungry lol
pylar55
07-25-2008, 12:32 PM
i like fullscreen btw,
Wish granted, but you get liver
Blitz
07-25-2008, 01:37 PM
you forgot to wish =O
I wish for money
Okashii
07-25-2008, 04:36 PM
you get it but its all counterfeit :(
[ew lol I forget ppl actually like fullscreen - it cuts off your view I cant stand it lol]
I wish for an HDTV
pylar55
07-25-2008, 05:31 PM
wish granted, but it can only play movies in fullscreen XD
I wish for gas to drop to 2 dollars a gallon
snakeeaterfan
07-25-2008, 07:57 PM
wish granted, but we have a sudden gas shortage so gas prices go back up
i wish for ssbb to have a micrphone system (so we can speak to other ppl)
Grave Joker
07-25-2008, 09:55 PM
Wish granted but it makes WiFi even Laggier! =O
I wish I was a pimp.
pylar55
07-26-2008, 11:00 AM
wish granted, but you only bring in girls with stds and you get herpies
I wish I was playing donkey konga
Grave Joker
07-26-2008, 08:33 PM
Wish granted but you mess up the beats
I wish I had 4 arms
pylar55
07-27-2008, 10:56 AM
wish granted but you become ugly
I wish i was a hobbit
Grave Joker
07-27-2008, 07:41 PM
What's a hobbit?
Okashii
07-27-2008, 08:30 PM
granted - you get shorter and your feet get hairier - but then you die in the battle for the shire... oh well
I wish that I could just have my degree without going to school ~.~
pylar55
07-27-2008, 09:10 PM
wish granted but you suck at your carrer bc u know nothing
ps a hobbit is from lord of the rings the little ppl KEITH
I wish that college was free
Okashii
07-27-2008, 10:27 PM
haha wish granted, but it turns out the degree you get is illegitimate.
I wish more more time to do everything I like to do
pylar55
07-27-2008, 11:04 PM
wish granted, unfortunately thw world has just blown up......but im still alive
i wish the world was back to normal and reassebled
Blitz
07-29-2008, 12:41 AM
the world is back to normal...but chuck norris died... =(
I wish i was chuck norris, but still alive
Xaros
07-29-2008, 02:47 AM
Granted. Yet you become alive, your in a comatose state.
I wish I was married to Alyssa Milano and we were both healthy
pylar55
07-29-2008, 03:05 PM
wish granted but you get her pregnant
I wish to be married to Megan Fox
Xaros
07-29-2008, 04:35 PM
Lmao That doesn't seem like a corrupted wish! Oh yeaa :D
Granted, but she hasn't finalized the papers her ex husband whos a pro wrestler and has a criminal record on you, and ge comes lookin for you and kicks your arse.
I Wish I was in BRAWL and had the powers of Ike + Sonic + Falco ;)
Blitz
07-29-2008, 08:08 PM
wish granted, but your so fast you can't control yourself
i wish banana!
Xaros
07-29-2008, 08:33 PM
Granted. But you obtained it from DK banana hoard. Donkey, Diddy, and Dixie come and beat you endlessly.
I wish I made a wish you couldn't corrupt.
pylar55
07-30-2008, 03:19 AM
wish granted
i wish for some tea
Okashii
07-30-2008, 04:51 AM
granted but it burns your mouth
I wish for all As this coming semester
Xaros
07-30-2008, 04:57 AM
Granted. It happened in a dream though.
I wish I became president.
Grave Joker
07-30-2008, 10:00 AM
Wish granted, but Dick Cheny shoots you and mistakes you for a deer
I wish for...pokemanz!
pylar55
07-30-2008, 11:28 AM
wish granted but you get a zapdos and it shock the shit outta you
I wish for a zebra
Okashii
07-30-2008, 11:32 AM
granted but it its deformed and not striped D:
I wish for a new sword cause mine has a few defections that make it hard to draw :(
pylar55
07-30-2008, 11:52 AM
wish granted but it becomes so clean it blinds you in the sun
i wish my wish gets corrupted by okashii
Okashii
07-30-2008, 12:01 PM
Wish granted, but the corruption is so minimal it's pathetic XD
I wish that Someone would grant my wish without it being corrupted.
pylar55
07-30-2008, 12:04 PM
wish granted, and the wish is beautiful
I wish for a slurpee
Okashii
07-30-2008, 12:08 PM
[LMAO that was a nice touch... and the wish was beautiful XD]
granted, but its all melted and nasty
I wish for a chargrilled cool wrap with no tomatoes from Chick-fil-A mmmmmm
pylar55
07-30-2008, 12:10 PM
there isnta Chick - fil- a in michigan, but wish granted but it has tomatoes
I wish for an Arizona iced tea
joshx100
07-30-2008, 01:04 PM
Wish granted but your tea is not from Arizona it's from Salt Lake River/
I wish for nothing
Grave Joker
07-30-2008, 01:54 PM
Wish granted but I give you something in return
I wish for pie!
Okashii
07-30-2008, 02:13 PM
granted in your face
I wish for reset
pylar55
07-30-2008, 03:33 PM
wish granted but your life is on rest forever
i wish to be president
Okashii
07-30-2008, 04:01 PM
granted, but of a small, dying out company
I wish to make a lot of money
pylar55
07-30-2008, 04:27 PM
wish granted, but you soon owe the government in billions of dollars
i wish for a chance to change the world
joshx100
07-30-2008, 04:52 PM
Wish granted but all that happens is thatbu change the ocean color from blue to sky blue
I wish for mama luigi
pylar55
07-30-2008, 05:30 PM
wish granted but she eats you !!!
I wish to be falcon punched by Smash King!!
Xaros
07-30-2008, 06:59 PM
granted, but of a small, dying out company
I wish to make a lot of money
this made me lol.
Granted. But the punch was a falcon one, it was a kirbeh one :D
I wish that the events of Dec 21, 2012 don't happen.
pylar55
07-30-2008, 08:48 PM
wish granted they happen on the 13 lord help us all
i wish my wish i just granted wasnt true
Xaros
07-31-2008, 05:47 AM
Wish granted. It happened a yr earlier.
I wish Falco had a game in which he stared in
Okashii
07-31-2008, 07:05 AM
[that would be awesome!]
Wish granted, but its a platformer where falco has to jump on top of his enemies like mario to kill them D:
I wish that Zelda II would get redone as a 3d game and be just as hard O: omg that's a horrifying wish!
joshx100
07-31-2008, 10:37 AM
Wish Granted but it ends up being the same game but it just gave the game 3d monsters.
I wish for a new Kid Icarus That didn't suck
Grave Joker
07-31-2008, 10:39 AM
Wish granted but he's still cheap
I wish for Star Fox Assault 2 or Sonic Adventure 3.
[Muhahaha you don't know which one to corrupt!!]
Okashii
07-31-2008, 01:17 PM
you get sonic adventure 3, and they change his name to Edward, and everyone runs around trying to collect chickens.
I wish for a remake of ff7 and 8 with new graphics and VOICE ACTORS :3
pylar55
07-31-2008, 01:40 PM
you get sonic adventure 3, and they change his name to Edward, and everyone runs around trying to collect chickens.
LMAO
Wish granted but the ff7 and 8 use an entirely new rundown battle system, and there are no save points!
I wish mario 64 was remade!
Xaros
07-31-2008, 04:21 PM
Wish Granted. ( which btw, it already is redone aint it?) anyways, the game was remade ALONG with the whole game function.
I wish for a new sonic game thats a lot like the older games Segaa!
Okashii
07-31-2008, 05:02 PM
wish granted, but sonics name is still changed to Edward, and he's now a bard
I wish that my foot would stop peeling
Xaros
07-31-2008, 05:14 PM
Granted. But that doesn't stop your whole body from peeling.
I wish for this thread to stop continuing, and get a response :D
haha try to corrupt that.
Okashii
07-31-2008, 05:20 PM
it does but only until the next post (i dunno what you meant by 'and get a response')
I wish for the carpet in our apartment to get redone since the neighbors somehow managed to flood our bottom floor, and the managers didn't do anything about it... :(
Xaros
07-31-2008, 05:50 PM
Because if you had to corrupt my wish, you would have to do the opposite or get a response, which would be not posting at all D:.
pylar55
07-31-2008, 06:29 PM
lol wish granted but me n xaros are your neighbors and we delibrately flood your floor lol j/k
i wish for a bud lite
joshx100
07-31-2008, 06:38 PM
Wish granted it says bud light but it ends up being El Corrona :D
I wish for noting and something
Xaros
07-31-2008, 06:43 PM
Granted. The nothing you want, is something, and the something you want, turns out to be nothing.
I want my dad to buy me my PS3 d:
pylar55
07-31-2008, 06:46 PM
wish granted but its a 20 gig lol
i wish to go fishing
joshx100
07-31-2008, 11:15 PM
Wish Granted but you drown in the Great lakes
I wish for everyone to be immortal corrupt that
is0m4n
07-31-2008, 11:23 PM
granted someone finds the dragonballs and wishes everyone became mortal, thus cancelling out your wish.
i wish for a bleeding sock(lol wtf?)
Grave Joker
08-01-2008, 10:03 AM
Wish granted but I put it in your mouth
I wish for...pie!
pylar55
08-01-2008, 12:46 PM
wish granted, but like okashii said in your face
i wish for a cucumber
Okashii
08-01-2008, 01:12 PM
granted but its been pickled
I wish for some mmmm deviled eggs with no pickle mmmm
pylar55
08-01-2008, 01:42 PM
wish granted but there is olives in them
i wish to jump off of the empire state building and live
Okashii
08-01-2008, 02:09 PM
wish granted but you break practically all of your bones D:
I wish to be cooler cause its pretty hot over here
pylar55
08-01-2008, 03:51 PM
wish granted but it becomes cool and you become uncomfortable for some reason. Then an egg hatches from beneath your legs and says hello
i wish for a air guitar
Grave Joker
08-01-2008, 05:46 PM
Wish granted but you lose your skills
I wish for...uhh...pie!
pylar55
08-02-2008, 04:52 AM
wish granted but its the last pie wish u can wish for
i wish for a 100 smash cash
Okashii
08-02-2008, 10:39 AM
Wish granted but it costs 1000 SC to get :)
I wish to have as much smash cash as you
[how'd you get so much?]
Grave Joker
08-05-2008, 10:14 AM
Wish granted but you bet all of it in a match between me and DL and you lose the money
I wish I can wish for more pie. <_<
is0m4n
08-05-2008, 10:27 AM
wish granted but only in post before made you unable to wish for pie
i wish i could change my name to rapist
Grave Joker
08-05-2008, 04:00 PM
Wish granted...damn that's too hard of a wish to corrupt!
I wisih for bacon.
Okashii
08-05-2008, 04:15 PM
Wish granted but its just Zach
I wish that I knew PHP already XD
is0m4n
08-05-2008, 06:36 PM
wish granted but php becomes obselete
pylar55
08-05-2008, 06:44 PM
i wish for a lollipop
Grave Joker
08-05-2008, 08:22 PM
Wish granted but it's broccli flavor
I wish for a cock meat sandwhich. <___<
joshx100
08-05-2008, 08:53 PM
Wish Granted and it's your that get cut off.
I wish for a quarter the wasn't stolen
is0m4n
08-05-2008, 08:57 PM
wish granted, but its animated
i wish for aids
pylar55
08-05-2008, 08:58 PM
wish granted but you get cancer after you poop
i wish for a blade of grass to be blue
Grave Joker
08-06-2008, 11:02 AM
Wish granted but it turns pink
I wish for a new SSB game
is0m4n
08-06-2008, 11:23 AM
wish granted, but it only has Sony characters(making it the best in the series) i wish for a suicide pill
pylar55
08-06-2008, 01:20 PM
wish granted but your dog takes it
I wish for a piece of a feather
Grave Joker
08-09-2008, 06:53 PM
Wish granted but I use it to tickle you. >_>
I wish for more pie
joshx100
08-10-2008, 09:49 AM
Wish Granted and it has a ps3(making it the best pie ever) in and destroy all gaybox 360's unless u stop wishing for pie.
I wish for the gaybox original and 360 to never exist
Grave Joker
08-10-2008, 06:42 PM
Wish granted but I get my pie without any corruptions
I wish I had a condom
is0m4n
08-10-2008, 07:14 PM
wish granted but its used
i wish for niggers
Grave Joker
08-10-2008, 07:47 PM
Wish granted. I'm right here.
I wish for pie.
joshx100
08-10-2008, 08:36 PM
Wish Granted it has a ps3 and kills all 360's
I wish for xbox 360 (u have to corrupt it aka say its a ps3 or wii)
pylar55
08-10-2008, 10:32 PM
wish granted but it doesnt turn on bc of red ring of death
i wish for a mother 3 wad for the wii
Grave Joker
08-10-2008, 11:13 PM
Wish granted but it's too hard
I wish for sex.
[damn 200 posts!]
joshx100
08-10-2008, 11:25 PM
wish granted, but its virtual
i wish for post 201
Blitz
08-11-2008, 05:16 PM
wish granted but, a day later you get banned
I wish i knew my way around the site beter...
is0m4n
08-11-2008, 06:06 PM
wish granted but, a day later you get banned
I wish i knew my way around the site beter...
granted but we upgrade to another forum
i wish for hitler to be reborn
pylar55
08-11-2008, 07:54 PM
granted but he kills you
i wish for a tank
Blitz
08-11-2008, 08:11 PM
But it's hot pink, and everyone luagh at you ^.^
i wish for a pony XD
Grave Joker
08-11-2008, 11:42 PM
Granted but the pony kicks you in the nuts
I wish for a donkey
is0m4n
08-11-2008, 11:54 PM
wish granted but it mule kicks your nuts
i wish for pie...
pylar that is
Blitz
08-12-2008, 01:20 AM
wqish granted but I burnt it
i wish for a banana
Jonus63
08-12-2008, 08:10 AM
wishgranted but you slip on it
i wish for a lion
Blitz
08-14-2008, 02:56 AM
Wish grnated, but it's not tamed and it ripps you to shreds
Jonus63
08-14-2008, 05:23 AM
(expected ^^)
u didnt wish! therefore you will die a painfull death of doom!
i wish that blitz wished something in the prev post
Blitz
08-14-2008, 02:27 PM
wish grnated, but i go back and delete the post
I wish for 500 credits!
Samus_Master
08-15-2008, 11:57 AM
done but you got hacked and all of the credits are gone.
I wish for a grotole
Grave Joker
08-18-2008, 10:24 AM
Wish granted but I don't understand what that is.
I wish I knew what SM wished for
is0m4n
08-19-2008, 01:56 AM
wish granted but someone else corrupted her wish again
i wish all the movies in the date movie series since epic movie didnt phail <_<
Blitz
08-19-2008, 03:37 AM
Rofl "she"
your silly like your brother XD
I wish you could understand, they all phailed!
Scary movies FTW
I wish for a super special awsome TT card
Grave Joker
08-19-2008, 10:56 AM
Wish granted but you get mugged.
I wish for more credits. =D
Blitz
08-27-2008, 07:33 PM
wish granted but you lose em to the casino...like always
I wish joker was better at the casino
Samus_Master
08-27-2008, 08:56 PM
wish granted but its rigged like always the next round lol
I wish for a pswii60
Samus_Master
08-27-2008, 08:58 PM
wish granted but someone else corrupted her wish again
i wish all the movies in the date movie series since epic movie didnt phail <_<
lol. I hope you don't think I'm a chick if that was directed to me lol. and a grotole is a pokemon lol I say it all of the time to piss people off lol.
Grave Joker
08-29-2008, 11:07 AM
wish granted but its rigged like always the next round lol
I wish for a pswii60
Wish Granted but I blow up the PS360 part of it
I wish for wings!
lol. I hope you don't think I'm a chick if that was directed to me lol. and a grotole is a pokemon lol I say it all of the time to piss people off lol.
Maybe it's because you have a big picture of ZSS in your signature. <_<
Samus_Master
08-29-2008, 11:24 AM
Wish Granted but I blow up the PS360 part of it
I wish for wings!
Maybe it's because you have a big picture of ZSS in your signature. <_<
lol radian made me the sig not me. Plus zamus and samus is one of my mains and the fact that I"ve been called bro like so many times and my cousins call me what ever lol.
Grave Joker
08-30-2008, 12:43 AM
Lol, I try ZSS at times. She's fun to play with. xD
Blitz
08-30-2008, 02:59 AM
hey whatever, i like your sig [he's right, i call him whatever...]
I wish for a zero suit samus blow up doll?
Samus_Master
08-30-2008, 01:26 PM
wish granted but I used it before you lol.
I wish to win in black jack.
Grave Joker
08-30-2008, 05:10 PM
Wish granted but you lose in...some other game
I wish for that ZSS blow up doll. xD
Samus_Master
08-30-2008, 05:24 PM
granted but blitz used it after I did lol.
I wish for some timbits.
Blitz
08-30-2008, 05:55 PM
Wish grnated, but they come inside the ZSS blow up doll =O
I wish for a bran new never opened, never used ZSS blow up doll :)
Samus_Master
08-31-2008, 11:45 AM
wish granted but the doll gave you aids. Why the hell do people want the effing zss blow up doll all of the time lol.
I wish for a peach blow up doll that has never been opened and is clean and has no diseases or anything that can harm me lol.
is0m4n
08-31-2008, 09:58 PM
wish granted but you place it on a pin and it pops
i wish for a non corruptable wish
Grave Joker
08-31-2008, 10:15 PM
Wish granted.
I wish for eggs.
Samus_Master
08-31-2008, 11:07 PM
wish granted but they broke.
I wish for a wish lol.
is0m4n
09-01-2008, 01:51 PM
granted but i steal it
i wish for horrible things to happen to me
SIR SPILZ A LOT
09-01-2008, 02:08 PM
wish granted. u get really drunk at a party and have sex wit a dude that has every std known to man.
i wish 4 a new car
Bizzy
09-01-2008, 02:13 PM
not granted, stay with your hooptie lol
I wish to become an assassin(yea boi) LOL
Grave Joker
09-01-2008, 09:16 PM
Wish granted but you go to jail. >_>
I wish I had a gatling. ;D
Blitz
09-01-2008, 11:32 PM
wish grnated, but it's broken
I wish i could type without looking at the keyboard
Samus_Master
09-02-2008, 10:54 PM
wish granted but this is what you type fdsknfsdkflsfdgndlarftnauerhjvfnsdkfnasdlfhfdhskdf jhfhdkjfvufjdcjdkadj
I wish for a key.
SIR SPILZ A LOT
09-02-2008, 11:41 PM
wish granted. u get the stolen key to the white house and get takin by the FBI 4 cospericy to kidnap the president. excuse my spelling
i wish for some new jordans
Grave Joker
09-03-2008, 04:24 PM
Wish granted, but you step in mud as soon as you go outside.
I wish for more money.
Bizzy
09-03-2008, 05:58 PM
wish granted. but that means im going to rob you LOL.
i wish to be smart
Blitz
09-03-2008, 08:31 PM
Wish granted, but your parents send you to a special school with school every day of the year!
I wish i had wings and could fly.
SIR SPILZ A LOT
09-03-2008, 08:46 PM
wish granted. u get captured by scientists and r studied on how u got wings.
i wish 4 a new t.v.
Samus_Master
09-03-2008, 09:22 PM
wish granted have fun watching it in black and white lol.
I wish for a pencil lol.
Bizzy
09-03-2008, 10:14 PM
wish granted, but you stab yourself with it to see if your blood would change colors.
i wish eatin cereal was a national holiday
Samus_Master
09-05-2008, 06:30 PM
granted but the cereal is made of crack and everyone dies due to crack addiction.
I wish for a school.
Bizzy
09-05-2008, 07:32 PM
wish granted, but kids revolt in school and start a stampede, you got ran over in the process and you die.HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
i wish weed was legal.
SIR SPILZ A LOT
09-05-2008, 10:27 PM
wish granted. u over dose on smokin to much weed and jump off a building thinking u can fly.
i wish 4 a xbox 360
Bizzy
09-05-2008, 10:44 PM
granted, but your wii gets jealous n kills your xbox 360.
i wish i could have byakuya kuchiki powers
Samus_Master
09-05-2008, 11:06 PM
Umm lol. I hope you are talking about the anime bleach here but I would say granted but you get killed by a more powerful foe.
I wish I knew you were talking about bleach lol.
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