One Sentence Story

[Grave Joker]

Ok, THIS was really fun in my old forums. Here's how you play:

We're making a story, but each poster is limited to ONE sentence. And it has to be part of the story. Here's an example:

Daroach: Once Apon a time there was a boy named Joseph
Okashii: Who was 9 years old, and had a life of crime.


Sounds easy, let's begin!


Once apon a time, there was a boy named Joseph..

[pylar55]

Who was a petafile with a peg leg

[Okashii]

He was an unfortunate lad who had mishap after mishap; the greatest evidence, of course, was his missing leg.

[SSJ4HP]

He was lucky, however, that his leg could transform into a totally awesome plasma cannon.

[Grave Joker]

But couldn't use it cause it was his leg, not his arm.

[Okashii]

However, on some rare occasions, he was able to hop on one foot to fire.

[SSJ4HP]

Then, one day, he shot out a giant plasma beam, his leg fell apart, and he became, ZERO LEG JOSEPH!!!!!

[Grave Joker]

The people were afraid of him, and rioted, and attempted to kill the kid.

[Okashii]

They came with torches and pitchforks, burning everything that the abomination had touched for fear that he spread evil.

[Grave Joker]

He was scared of everyone, until he met this hot chick.


XD

[Okashii]

She was carrying a whip and a machine gun, and he was hoping that she would be the one to punish him.

(wtf is this going?)

[is0m4n]

and they had rough zero suit leg sex.
XD

[Okashii]

[sick lol]

Afterwards, as the rest of the villagers crowded around the outhouse they were in, hot chick led him through an underground tunnel to escape into an old graveyard.

[is0m4n]

she then punched him in his balls, and then got killed by a very angry luigi with a coin jump punch

[pylar55]

and once the luigi calmed down he got a slurpee from 7 11

[Okashii]

[lol wtf?]

The hot chick was frightened by this luigi and remorseful for the death that she had caused; therefore, she returned from whence she came in order to conjure up the mystical wish granting being from her home world in order to restore the life of her lost lover.

[is0m4n]

then lucas comes in and the rest of the cast beat the crap out of lucas cuz he sucks, triggering the peglegged protganist to laugh uncontrollably.

[Grave Joker]

Then Lucas takes the plasma cannon leg, and uses SCIENCE(O.O) to turn it into a robotic hand, which he switched with his right hand!

[Blitz]

then lucas started wackin off with the giant robot arm...

[i know okashii, wtf right? lol]

[Okashii]

[you got it lol]

[Grave Joker]

After he jerked off he felt tired, and went to sleep

[where the fudge is this going?!]

[pylar55]

and then ness used his bat as a dildo to help out lucas" cause

[Grave Joker]

Then Porky got jealous

[Okashii]

[omg]

So he decides to install a pair of scissors in place of a hand so that he can murder them...

[pylar55]

which he does brutally, but unintentionally

[Grave Joker]

Then Captain Falcon shows up!

[pylar55]

and faWLCAN punches ness's head off

[Grave Joker]

Fin.

[Blitz]

and then captain falcon falcon punches everyones heads off...

[Grave Joker]

Then...uhhh........he dies.

[Jonus63]

Then he tells to the readers.


SHOW ME YOUR MOVES! and falcon paunches THEIR head off (meaning us LOL)

[Blitz]

and the cow jumped over the moon :)

[Jonus63]

and the moon got destroyed by his awesomness jumping

[Blitz]

and the cow died from mad cow disease :)

[Jonus63]

And all then other cows got mad diesease so the world starves!

[Jonus63]

wow noone has made a new sentence? well ill start a new story

What is a man?....